The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
Oh, Mr. Filbert, um, I was wondering, could I have the afternoon off? Oh, Mr. Filbert, um, I was wondering, could I have the afternoon off? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Oh, Mr. Filbert, um, I was wondering, could I have the afternoon off?
Oh, Mr. Filbert, um, I was wondering, could I have the afternoon off?
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#2
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Oh.
Oh.
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Roto-romance. Roto-romance. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Roto-romance.
Roto-romance.
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#4
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Really?
Really?
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Well, how do you feel about me? Well, how do you feel about me? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Well, how do you feel about me?
Well, how do you feel about me?
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The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match? The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match?
The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match?
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It seemed kind of queer to me, too. It seemed kind of queer to me, too. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
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dot It seemed kind of queer to me, too.
It seemed kind of queer to me, too.
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You'd only got to me 10 years ago. You'd only got to me 10 years ago. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot You'd only got to me 10 years ago.
You'd only got to me 10 years ago.
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As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now. As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
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dot As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now.
As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now.
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#10
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dot It's in there I want to see.
It's in there I want to see.
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Why don't we forget about all these questions? Why don't we forget about all these questions? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
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dot Why don't we forget about all these questions?
Why don't we forget about all these questions?
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The only one for me. The only one for me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
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dot The only one for me.
The only one for me.
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Oh, no, no, no, on your punch card. Oh, no, no, no, on your punch card. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
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dot Oh, no, no, no, on your punch card.
Oh, no, no, no, on your punch card.
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#14
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dot Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
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#15
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dot He likes the same things that you do.
He likes the same things that you do.
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Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine. Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
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dot Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine.
Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine.
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In fact, we ought to try to get Ellie interested. In fact, we ought to try to get Ellie interested. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
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dot In fact, we ought to try to get Ellie interested.
In fact, we ought to try to get Ellie interested.
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And just hope he don't ask for seconds. And just hope he don't ask for seconds. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And just hope he don't ask for seconds.
And just hope he don't ask for seconds.
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#19
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dot Exactly.
Exactly.
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Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny. Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
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Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny.
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#21
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dot Yes.
Yes.
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#22
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dot That's the cooking pan.
That's the cooking pan.
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Granny who? Granny who? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
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dot Granny who?
Granny who?
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#24
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dot Why, there's an ad in here.
Why, there's an ad in here.
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But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense. But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
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dot But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense.
But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense.
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