The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
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Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust? Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?
Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?
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All he is is tall and country. All he is is tall and country. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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All he is is tall and country.
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No, I've done that two years ago. No, I've done that two years ago. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot No, I've done that two years ago.
No, I've done that two years ago.
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What are your hobbies, Jethro? What are your hobbies, Jethro? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot What are your hobbies, Jethro?
What are your hobbies, Jethro?
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Why, they's across the tracks and up the road from plain old machines. Why, they's across the tracks and up the road from plain old machines. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Why, they's across the tracks and up the road from plain old machines.
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Yeah?
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True love depends on our cards. True love depends on our cards. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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True love depends on our cards.
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How do you do, ladies? How do you do, ladies? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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How do you do, ladies?
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You what?
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What is this thing called love? What is this thing called love? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot What is this thing called love?
What is this thing called love?
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Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine. Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine.
Uncle Jeb, just be glad that you ain't got an enormous brain like mine.
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The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match? The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match?
The woman that's my scientific selected perfect match?
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Can I borrow your cork and duds? Can I borrow your cork and duds? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Can I borrow your cork and duds?
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But she's my intended. But she's my intended. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But she's my intended.
But she's my intended.
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Now, remember, appearances are the smallest part of a roto-romance. Now, remember, appearances are the smallest part of a roto-romance. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Now, remember, appearances are the smallest part of a roto-romance.
Now, remember, appearances are the smallest part of a roto-romance.
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My potion's ready. My potion's ready. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot My potion's ready.
My potion's ready.
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Don't even talk about it. Don't even talk about it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Don't even talk about it.
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So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is. So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.
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Me too. Me too. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Me too.
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Born and raised on one. Born and raised on one. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Born and raised on one.
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Sorry to keep you waiting, Jethro. Sorry to keep you waiting, Jethro. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Sorry to keep you waiting, Jethro.
Sorry to keep you waiting, Jethro.
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Who's the special date? Who's the special date? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Who's the special date?
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I can't remind, Ellie, let's go. I can't remind, Ellie, let's go. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I can't remind, Ellie, let's go.
I can't remind, Ellie, let's go.
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Mr. Filbert tells me you've met. Mr. Filbert tells me you've met. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Mr. Filbert tells me you've met.
Mr. Filbert tells me you've met.
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