The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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What are you doing there, playing chess with a computer?
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Food.
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Hey, Linda!
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After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.
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No, Granny.
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Granny, when are you going to stop wasting your time with all this hokum?
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I wonder what happened to them old lights.
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That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
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They will if they can keep straight who's out with who.
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I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.
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The lights went out.
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True love depends on our cards.
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Oh, there's no doubt about that.
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Oh, thank you, Uncle Jed. Oh, thank you, Uncle Jed. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, thank you, Uncle Jed.
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I begin to wonder about that myself.
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