The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand. I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand.
I know, but you're writing them down on the back of my hand.
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#2
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Hi.
Hi.
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#3
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Well, stole ain't exactly the word.
Well, stole ain't exactly the word.
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#4
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot I have a surprise for you.
I have a surprise for you.
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Well, to be honest, I had to drop out of the first. Well, to be honest, I had to drop out of the first. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Well, to be honest, I had to drop out of the first.
Well, to be honest, I had to drop out of the first.
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Yeah, I reckon so. Yeah, I reckon so. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
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dot Yeah, I reckon so.
Yeah, I reckon so.
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#7
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dot Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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But... I ain't free to say it. But... I ain't free to say it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But... I ain't free to say it.
But... I ain't free to say it.
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#9
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Your two data cards made such a lovely couple.
Your two data cards made such a lovely couple.
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#10
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dot Are you brewing a potion?
Are you brewing a potion?
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You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
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Oh, I'd rather you be surprised. Oh, I'd rather you be surprised. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
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dot Oh, I'd rather you be surprised.
Oh, I'd rather you be surprised.
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#13
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Potion?
Potion?
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#14
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dot Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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Seems only fair. Seems only fair. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
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dot Seems only fair.
Seems only fair.
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#16
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dot Is Mr. Clampett here?
Is Mr. Clampett here?
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Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
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#18
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dot Why don't you?
Why don't you?
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#19
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot True love depends on what you have here.
True love depends on what you have here.
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#20
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dot Matchmaking?
Matchmaking?
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Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust? Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
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dot Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?
Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?
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#22
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dot Oh, Chief, you can't.
Oh, Chief, you can't.
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#23
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dot Yeah, ain't you been reading the papers?
Yeah, ain't you been reading the papers?
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And when you're done, I'll get out my wash tub and we'll practice making gravy. And when you're done, I'll get out my wash tub and we'll practice making gravy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And when you're done, I'll get out my wash tub and we'll practice making gravy.
And when you're done, I'll get out my wash tub and we'll practice making gravy.
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Yeah, that's the interest on the money. Yeah, that's the interest on the money. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
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dot Yeah, that's the interest on the money.
Yeah, that's the interest on the money.
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