The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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No, uh, I'm just writing down the figures.
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Howdy.
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Just get over there and pay Jethno's tuition.
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Well, there goes my last chance to get Jed a spring wedding. Well, there goes my last chance to get Jed a spring wedding. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, there goes my last chance to get Jed a spring wedding.
Well, there goes my last chance to get Jed a spring wedding.
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Let's see you cook up some grits for Jethro.
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You wait and see.
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They're out all over, but we don't need them in here.
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Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight. Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight.
Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight.
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But I thought you just graduated from the sixth grade. But I thought you just graduated from the sixth grade. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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You like country fellas, huh?
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dad-blamed educated.
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True love depends on what you have here.
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dot The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
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Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.
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Miss Peabody will, but I think I'll be running along now.
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dot The only thing you can be sure about with a roto-romance is that you'd be going out with the wrong fella.
The only thing you can be sure about with a roto-romance is that you'd be going out with the wrong fella.
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Sorry to keep you waiting, Jethro.
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No.
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Oh, well, I'm Mr. Philbert of Roto Romance Incorporated, and this is Miss Gladys Peabody.
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You do know why we're here.
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