The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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Me too.
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Hello?
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The most terrific, wonderful gal I'd ever drawn a breath.
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Wait a minute.
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She thought she'd enjoy meeting Granny.
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No.
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We put cards through for you and Ellie, and the computer came up with two wonderful escorts.
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And just hope he don't ask for seconds.
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All right, $7,400 a year.
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Well, Jeff, what was the last thing I said?
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No, uh, I'm just writing down the figures.
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So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.
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All right.
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I suppose it wouldn't hurt to look over their stump.
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You marry my Uncle Jeb.
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There's $100 in each of these sacks.
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dot Gee, Granny, I bet your pa and Jethro's having a lot of fun on their double date with Gladys and Linda.
Gee, Granny, I bet your pa and Jethro's having a lot of fun on their double date with Gladys and Linda.
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This time you've blacked out all of Beverly Hills.
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Oh, heck no.
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Don't go looking for a sweetheart for me.
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