The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
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Find the perfect mate for you scientifically and accurately by computer selection.
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When they put your card through the computer, it blew a fuse. When they put your card through the computer, it blew a fuse. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot When they put your card through the computer, it blew a fuse.
When they put your card through the computer, it blew a fuse.
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Somebody shot this card all full of holes. Somebody shot this card all full of holes. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Somebody shot this card all full of holes.
Somebody shot this card all full of holes.
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I just got too much brain from a body. I just got too much brain from a body. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I just got too much brain from a body.
I just got too much brain from a body.
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Well, you seem low. Well, you seem low. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, you seem low.
Well, you seem low.
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dot Exactly.
Exactly.
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dot I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?
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dot Thanks.
Thanks.
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#10
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dot Down.
Down.
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Well, anyway, Jethro and I have found one common interest. Well, anyway, Jethro and I have found one common interest. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, anyway, Jethro and I have found one common interest.
Well, anyway, Jethro and I have found one common interest.
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#12
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dot Yes.
Yes.
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And just hope he don't ask for seconds. And just hope he don't ask for seconds. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And just hope he don't ask for seconds.
And just hope he don't ask for seconds.
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I've got to send her over. I've got to send her over. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I've got to send her over.
I've got to send her over.
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dot Oh, he's not only rich.
Oh, he's not only rich.
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#16
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dot Yes.
Yes.
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But it must have known what it was doing. But it must have known what it was doing. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But it must have known what it was doing.
But it must have known what it was doing.
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#18
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dot No.
No.
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The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there. The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
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Well, who am I to argue with a computer? Well, who am I to argue with a computer? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Well, who am I to argue with a computer?
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dot All of it.
All of it.
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I can't allow it. I can't allow it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I can't allow it.
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Really?
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Push like you?
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dot I suppose you put your money in and out, pops or what?
I suppose you put your money in and out, pops or what?
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