The Romance Recalibration - The Big Bang Theory [S10E13]

Don't do that in socks. I almost broke my neck.

Damn. I burped so hard I died in my game.

Nice to see you, too.

Boy, I'm just playing tennis against the drapes here.

'This includes boxers, briefs, thongs, G-strings'

Never mind.

Stretch...

That sounds expensive.

Better than ever.

So, tell me, do you have any plans for the weekend?

Then this is probably too many clothes.

I am so lucky to have you.

Well, you know, it's easy to take each other for granted

Came here to apologize.

I quoted your favourite NSYNC song.

Anything to drink?

Step.

There's a cucumber in my water.

Watch. It's easy once you get the hang of it.

That is ridiculous.

Well, if X equals the amount that you'll miss me, then I'll miss you X plus one.

On!

You did not just quote an NSYNC song.

It's like when I first encountered the Pythagorean theorem.

Material Girl needs to be retired. That is your karaoke song.