The Romance Recalibration - The Big Bang Theory [S10E13]

Don't do that in socks. I almost broke my neck.

Damn. I burped so hard I died in my game.

Nice to see you, too.

Boy, I'm just playing tennis against the drapes here.

'This includes boxers, briefs, thongs, G-strings'

Never mind.

Stretch...

That sounds expensive.

Better than ever.

So, tell me, do you have any plans for the weekend?

Then this is probably too many clothes.

Well, you know, it's easy to take each other for granted

Came here to apologize.

I am so lucky to have you.

I quoted your favourite NSYNC song.

There's a cucumber in my water.

Anything to drink?

Step.

Watch. It's easy once you get the hang of it.

That is ridiculous.

Well, if X equals the amount that you'll miss me, then I'll miss you X plus one.

It's like when I first encountered the Pythagorean theorem.

You did not just quote an NSYNC song.

Material Girl needs to be retired. That is your karaoke song.

On!