User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

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You ever see a match-grade round traveling 3,000 feet per second go through a window?

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- is this bruce hornsby? - yep.

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(a year ago)

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- i know! i steal everything.

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(a year ago)

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I'm going to be on T.V. this week.

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(a year ago)

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Seven seasons on the ice and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.

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(a year ago)

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I gotta say, I'm impressed. You did a very nice job.

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(a year ago)

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-Well, then, okay. Well, then, okay. -They're supposed to be dry.

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(a year ago)

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I hoard that which your kind covets.

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(a year ago)

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AND LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY,

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(a year ago)

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Nobody likes Almond Joy.

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(a year ago)

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Here we go again.

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(a year ago)

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- Aw. - Animal hospital?

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(a year ago)

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Eat fresh? Eat fresh?

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(a year ago)

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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

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(a year ago)

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[malicious laugh]

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(a year ago)

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"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

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(a year ago)

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It's all wrong!

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(a year ago)

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He's evil, Tracy.

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(a year ago)

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No, he won't.

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(a year ago)

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The red gooblers only appear every 100,000th goobler.

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(a year ago)

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