User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

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It's Vietnam now, baby.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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But I thought that we could give her a consultant credit.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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You're the one who wrote "every kind of mustard" on my shopping list!

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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You don't have to yell at us.

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(a year ago)

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I want to roll my eyes right now,

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Has not hittin' a bitch been working?

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Are you drinking any fluids?

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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I want to not do things, just like you taught me.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Too late. This is untoward.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Any better this morning? Any change?

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(a year ago)

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Maybe we'll be dead by then.

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(a year ago)

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No one could have done better.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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- Okay, Captain-- - I know we live in a world

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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And M! As in Mancy!

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Crust on the bottom, filling, crust on top.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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You know what, let's play it safe.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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People are so goddamn inefficient!

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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It's not a conversation.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Oh, the things I've seen.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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