User Profile: launchpadmcquak

🌟launchpadmcquak🌟

Stories (40 - 60)

Give me all you got!

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(9 months ago)

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Wait. A couple hours ago you had no song,

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(9 months ago)

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Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my.44 Magnum

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(10 months ago)

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I fear you may have burdened me with a debt I can never repay.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(10 months ago)

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Hey! What the fuck, dude?!

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

2 Clips

Hey. You guys want to help me get revenge

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

8 Clips

Oh, you pinko Bolshevik ass-eaters, man!

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

6 Clips

Wow. So future Teddy is gonna put a hot-air balloon

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

5 Clips

Where do you keep your wine? Where's your wine, hon?

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

4 Clips

It's kind of the burger-man equivalent

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

8 Clips

- Yeah. - We've got to fuck with him, right?

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

2 Clips

Hey-dee, hi-dee. What's up? Not much.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

8 Clips

I'm barely gonna have fun at the Halloween Special now.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

4 Clips

- Bloomin' Taj Mahal... - You got it! You got it!

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

2 Clips

You call this a soccer riot?

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

2 Clips

I chose you, Dad. Thanks, Tina.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

9 Clips

Eugene! Boy, we have a really important job for you.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

3 Clips

Now I can't get my flat screen? Fuck that.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

6 Clips

When it comes to government hearings,

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

13 Clips

Well, your... Your son may be well-intentioned,

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(a year ago)

8 Clips

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