User Profile: launchpadmcquak

🌟launchpadmcquak🌟

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So that means that when I make a mistake...

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(4 months ago)

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So right now, what I need

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(4 months ago)

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Jimmy, you're thinking with your dick.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(4 months ago)

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No, guys, wait.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(5 months ago)

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OK, I don't know what you're talking about.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(6 months ago)

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I don't know. He did finally pay me back that £600.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(6 months ago)

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We live in a tiny home! My parents downsized

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(6 months ago)

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Hey, buddy! This is a no-wake zone!

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(7 months ago)

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I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(7 months ago)

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Hey. How's it hang, ese?

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(7 months ago)

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- Bummer. - Huh?

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(7 months ago)

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Well, I believe I have a replacement fang for your pet...

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(7 months ago)

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No, Dad, I'm just calling to see how you're doing. Just....

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(7 months ago)

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Yup. He's the best in the biz.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(8 months ago)

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'You're here to fix the cable.'

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(8 months ago)

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- What's going on? - I'm in love with my penpal.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(8 months ago)

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(gasps) Wait a minute. Bob.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(9 months ago)

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Remember today, little brother.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(9 months ago)

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"My job consists of basically masking...

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(9 months ago)

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- Okay, try... Okay, try "guest." Real good.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(9 months ago)

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