User Profile: launchpadmcquak

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Could you please step on the same foot at the same time?

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(5 years ago)

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Must be nice not to own a home and have to deal

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(5 years ago)

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- We've got to talk. - Tell those pigs to fuck off!

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(5 years ago)

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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy.

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(5 years ago)

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I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer

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(5 years ago)

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You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina."

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(5 years ago)

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another one of your peeing races with Jimmy?

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(5 years ago)

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"My job consists of basically masking...

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(5 years ago)

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Never half-ass two things.

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we're gonna have to ask you for four big ones, $4000 for that.

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(5 years ago)

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- Oh, you want the centurion package.

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(5 years ago)

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It is always a woman.

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(5 years ago)

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- Patching you through. - Radio's working like a Swiss...

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(6 years ago)

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in the teacher's lounge after school Monday.

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(6 years ago)

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Did you say "pee plant"?

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(6 years ago)

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You might be right.

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(6 years ago)

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Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

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(6 years ago)

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Yeah, I think so, too. What's she saying?

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(6 years ago)

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I call this one "Sinky Crawford."

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(6 years ago)

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Mmm, hey, this smells like a cantaloupe wrapped in dirty socks.

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(6 years ago)

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