User Profile: launchpadmcquak

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Sometimes I just put the mail down the storm drain.

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(4 years ago)

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- We'll set fire to a big, lower-case T. - Lower-case T?

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(4 years ago)

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I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer

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(4 years ago)

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There, I didn't miss one!

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(4 years ago)

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Papers?

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(4 years ago)

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No. Not again. I...

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(5 years ago)

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giving him three kisses and a pair of socks,

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(5 years ago)

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Yeah, should I go to the next ingredient or just...?

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(5 years ago)

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I admire you.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(5 years ago)

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You mean little hamburgers grow in your butthole?

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(5 years ago)

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We'll smash the furniture like he was chasing you around all rape-y.

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(5 years ago)

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Dude, bail?

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(5 years ago)

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Jesus, Buckman. This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea.

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(5 years ago)

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That's pretty fucking thin.

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(5 years ago)

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Have a cookie, Kev.

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(5 years ago)

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It's a freaking mummy! Wouldn't you talk about it?!

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(5 years ago)

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I would love that, but I don't have a choice!

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(5 years ago)

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It's just got a lot of tape on it.

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(5 years ago)

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Dad, is Slash real or make-believe?

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(5 years ago)

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What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?

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YARNs used by launchpadmcquak

(5 years ago)

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