User Profile: Lucent

🌟Lucent🌟

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We are now developing our most powerful dance, the penetrada.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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Gluten's a vague term.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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What is a barometer exactly?

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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- Take that! - Ooh!

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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Or hippo?

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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- Why does it keep changing channels? - It don't matter.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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She's questioning her faith. She's thinking of leaving the Church.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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Gluten's a vague term.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(4 years ago)

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I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(5 years ago)

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We'll eat the snout, if we have to.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(5 years ago)

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We'll eat the snout, if we have to.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(5 years ago)

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We could put him to sleep.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(5 years ago)

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What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?

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YARNs used by Lucent

(5 years ago)

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Atoms.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 years ago)

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You can't limit my café lattes. It says so right here.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 years ago)

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I thought you were kidding!

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 years ago)

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You sure you don't have one?

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 years ago)

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My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 years ago)

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That's the Commando 450. I don't sell that one.

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YARNs used by Lucent

(6 years ago)

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