User Profile: Lucent

🌟Lucent🌟

Stories

Him, you brainwashed?

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(15 days ago)

2 Clips

Do you see how my mind works?

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(a month ago)

2 Clips

I just made a Cornish game hen with chestnut stuffing.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(a year ago)

3 Clips

Well, I'll get a lawyer on that.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

3 Clips

I will need one of those amazing space age, you know, tubes.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

3 Clips

Marge thinks Flanders is annoying.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

2 Clips

Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything...

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

2 Clips

There's still food, but I don't want to eat it.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

2 Clips

Quickly, Mr. Data! Lock out the main computer!

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

2 Clips

Quickly, Mr. Data! Lock out the main computer!

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

2 Clips

Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets...

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

3 Clips

- because the devil had sex with a dog... - Yeah.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(2 years ago)

3 Clips

- Now what? - Go out and find fifty others...

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

2 Clips

We do whatever we want to whomever we want

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

2 Clips

This pill reduces class clownism 44%..

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

3 Clips

Okay, look, would you totally...

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

3 Clips

Sketch it up, you fuckin’ moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

3 Clips

It's the beautiful people that are the smart ones...

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

2 Clips

My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn.

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

3 Clips

And so, excelsior to you, Mr. -

secs

YARNs used by Lucent

(3 years ago)

2 Clips

Next page

Page: 1