The Smiths - Unhappy Birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I say. "No, I'm gonna kill my dog

So drink, drink, drink

Because you're evil

Loved and lost

Surely you're happy

Because you're evil

I say. "No"

And be ill tonight

It should be this way?"

Oh unhappy birthday!

I may feel slightly sad

Behind, behind.

And if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

(But I won't cry!)

and some may say:

"When usually it's Nothing

And deep tonight"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

(But I won't cry!)

Loved and lost

"When usually it's Nothing

Surely you're happy