Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Ever since childhood.

We love you!

Could I have everyone's attention, please?

All that volume on two double A's.

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

I'll show them all.

I dropped my hot dog.

Picking on poor, helpless, sweet, innocent drifters.

Allow me to read you something that I discovered during a routine search of Donald's Beyond Fabulous Chevette.

And poor young Kenny here.

Pick someone then.

And a dashboard, too.

It's like I'm losing my mind.

Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?

They're not applauding you, they're applauding Donald.

Yeah, okay, peddle your stink oil somewhere else.

I'd like to invite each of you to come up here now and

Did you hear that, everyone?

The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.

I think you'll like this music a little better.

Oh, geez, just what I need.

I did it!

He's alive, everyone!

This is my bank book.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.