Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

It's like I'm losing my mind.

It's like a 1960 Democratic Convention.

I'll make you drive her home later.

That's all that matters!

For the last year, I've been intensely studying the ancient martial arts of Taekwondo.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.

Think Donald's the greatest thing since sliced jello, huh?

Well, thank you one and all, and keep hope alive.

I hate you.

Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

Fred, check this out.

The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.

Place is gonna be crawling with cops and reporters.

Now please, I need absolute quiet for this.

There you go.

How's it going, boy?

Donald, Donald, don't do it.

Hi, Mom and Dad.

Okay.

Somebody that just loves to learn Another child grows up to be Somebody that just loves to burn Mom loves the both of them You see it's in the blood

That's refreshing to see that you've changed your minds about Donald.

No, no, no, please, please, please.

Drink lots of cranberry juice.

Nothing bothers him.