Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Oh, that sounds like Donald.

I'd like to stab you with this plastic fork.

That's Donald for you.

Did you hear that, everyone?

Oh, jeez, it's Sid and that damn bull.

That's your style, isn't it?

Well, it's obvious we've reached a turning point here.

Could I have everyone's attention, please?

What did Donald think of next?

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

May I have everyone's attention, please?

And it happened in our lifetime.

Low.

I did it!

Fred, using gasoline to start the barbecue could cause toxic vapor to seep into the food.

Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.

There you go.

Sorry, boy.

You're a girl.

You know, I thought so.

Dad, what do you say I run down to the basement and get our Uzi?

But then again, as your less successful cousin who's always hated your stinking guts, I just want to remind you that you're an adult free to do whatever you want to do, son.

Donald, don't jump.

Try it out loud, Gladys.

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.