Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Thank you one and all I told you I could do it and and now for your added enjoyment my trademark loss of consciousness Technically he only did it cuz Donald was here

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.

Thanks, Dad.

Look!

I abhor him.

As most of you know, I've continued to prosper.

I just couldn't resist.

Yeah, yeah, a likely story.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

Just because he's your age is a huge success and owns his own melon stand is no reason to feel threatened by him.

I did it!

All that volume on two double A's.

Wait a second.

I know drifters who are more fashion conscious.

I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.

And poor young Kenny here.

May I have everyone's attention, please?

dreading today.

You have so much to live for.

I did it!

Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.

I'll be down in a couple of seconds, and you're all free to line up and kiss my heroic butt.

I mean, it's not like Donald's some sort of little fragile ceramic birdie or anything.