Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

After he saved your life, you're the scum of the earth.

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

Finally, I'll be free from this cold, heartless, demanding world.

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

I don't know, but I hope he gets here soon.

Come on, the only women you ever got came in a box with a volleyball pump.

Are you saying that Donald is gonna be here today?

Give me one good reason.

It seems that Sir Donald is nothing more than a flaming late bill payer.

It's like I'm losing my mind.

This letter is to inform you that you are now 10 days past due on your loan payment.

I'd like to invite each of you to come up here now and

Twice in one day.

Dad, Chris.

Give us kind of an update on what you've been doing this past year.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

Failure to bring this account up to date could result in a minor interest penalty.

It's like everyone here is talking about Donald and that's all they're talking about.

Aren't you forgetting something, honey?

Come on, why should I lift a finger to help him?

He's alive, everyone!

Okay, I won't.

Free from bank payments, IRS audits, and yes, paternity suits.

Oh, come on, Dad.

No, no, no, please, please, please.