Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

He'll make a great rodeo clown one day, won't he?

I'd like to invite each of you to come up here now and

Your woman stayed thin as a ray a month, but on more pounds than a pig in a slop house.

I did it!

I saved the day!

Free from bank payments, IRS audits, and yes, paternity suits.

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

I detest him.

Come on, why should I lift a finger to help him?

I'll be down in a couple of seconds, and you're all free to line up and kiss my heroic butt.

Aren't you forgetting something, honey?

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.

Hi, Aunt Shirley.

Oh, geez, just what I need.

Pinheads.

Read it and weep.

Go trash his piece of crap car.

I'm a rock.

Okay, fine, there you go.

Oh, he's just taking a nap.

Sorry.

He can take a little criticism.

Attention, Peterson!

Dad, what do you say I run down to the basement and get our Uzi?

I just thought I'd say a quick adios before I head off on my whitewater rafting trip this weekend.