Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.

In a few short hours, this place will be crawling with Petersons.

You've got to be kidding me.

Picking on poor, helpless, sweet, innocent drifters.

I mean, it's not like Donald's some sort of little fragile ceramic birdie or anything.

Everyone's okay.

Which way, Fred?

I know you're all still giddy about the free melons that Donna brought us, but listen up for a minute.

Okay, fine, there you go.

Your worst guest has arrived!

Twice in one day.

And it happened in our lifetime.

Blood's thicker than the mud, it's a family... Brad, Aunt Louise, would you care for a Swiss vanilla boo-boo?

That's Donald for you.

Somebody told me that Donald just bought himself an 84 Chevette.

Now stay tuned, and all new Married... with Children is next.

I hate you.

How are you, Christopher?

To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.

Let's hear it for my boy.

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.

Oh, he's just taking a nap.

Yeah, you go first.

It seems that Sir Donald is nothing more than a flaming late bill payer.