Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Donald, Donald, Donald.

All right, this is it.

And poor young Kenny here.

Fine.

Wait a second.

Okay, fine, there you go.

I hate you.

Donald, Donald, Donald!

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

This little ode to Billy Joe crap is a real crowd pleaser.

Move it.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

Dad, why do I have to do it?

Shut up, you idiot.

Wake up, Cinderella.

Where's your humanity?

Repeat, Donald, the successful genius and probably invented this very megaphone, will be here shortly.

I've let you all down, so now I'm gonna splatter myself all over the lawn.

Otherwise, there could be disastrous results.

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

Okay, now if you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna pass out.

This is it.

I'm going by myself.

Somebody told me that Donald just bought himself an 84 Chevette.

Place is gonna be crawling with cops and reporters.