Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Free from bank payments, IRS audits, and yes, paternity suits.

Well, good.

Come on, the only women you ever got came in a box with a volleyball pump.

Allow me to read you something that I discovered during a routine search of Donald's Beyond Fabulous Chevette.

I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.

Oh, he's just taking a nap.

But I also believe in giving back to the community.

This letter is to inform you that you are now 10 days past due on your loan payment.

It's like everyone here is talking about Donald and that's all they're talking about.

I finally have something on him.

Your woman stayed thin as a ray a month, but on more pounds than a pig in a slop house.

Fred, using gasoline to start the barbecue could cause toxic vapor to seep into the food.

Thank you all very, very much.

What did Donald think of next?

That's all that matters!

All right, this is it.

Blood's thicker than the mud, it's a family... Brad, Aunt Louise, would you care for a Swiss vanilla boo-boo?

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

Let's hear it for my boy.

And it happened in our lifetime.

Hold the, you know, the thing that you pick up and you dial and you talk.

I hate Donald.

Stand in the place where you live, now think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Hi, Mom and Dad.

I'll pass it around.