Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Okay.

Mr. Donald Peterson, personal and confidential.

That block of ice was for the sodas.

I never liked you.

Otherwise, there could be disastrous results.

You're a girl.

Oh, Donald is the smartest boy in the world.

No, it's my obvious lack of patience for little geek wussy boys who dress up like carpet salesmen and wear cologne that smells like cat urine.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

I'm not going to do it.

Just call me Mr. Crisis Intervention.

All right, this is it.

I hate you.

Where's your humanity?

Now please, I need absolute quiet for this.

But for some reason, my dad told me I had to call them Swiss vanilla boo-boos.

Here, take mine.

Don't jump, Donald!

I know you're all still giddy about the free melons that Donna brought us, but listen up for a minute.

I mean, the guy's got a huge ego.

He can take a little criticism.

I love that Donald.

I hate you.

Be a weasel for once in your life.

Stop him.