Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Oh, I wish he was dead.

Come on, why should I lift a finger to help him?

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

Tell me, Christina, when you're not busy delivering your little newspapers and acting like a moron and boring people with idiotic conversation, what do you do in your spare time?

Well, if we're through shooting the bull, let's get to the beer.

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.

Oh my goodness, what happened to my son?

I'm going by myself.

This is my bank book.

Be a weasel for once in your life.

Not like that dope kid of Fred's.

To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

Donald.

Hey, he did it he actually broke that block of ice with his head Thank you.

I hate it.

Okay, I see I'm gonna have to go in for the kill.

Everyone's okay.

Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.

Wait, can you beat that?

He's the jewel of our tribe and he's no doubt headed for greatness.

Go trash his piece of crap car.

Can you gypsies shut the hell up for two seconds?

Sorry, boy.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.