Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

My, this Donald is delicious.

He's the jewel of our tribe and he's no doubt headed for greatness.

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

Well, good.

Aren't you forgetting something, honey?

Swiss vanilla what?

I finally have something on him.

I did it!

I don't even know where the nearest river is.

Tell me, Christina, when you're not busy delivering your little newspapers and acting like a moron and boring people with idiotic conversation, what do you do in your spare time?

Donald, don't jump.

I never liked you.

Can you gypsies shut the hell up for two seconds?

Folks, if you don't mind, let me interrupt your little simple-minded idiotic chit-chat here and share something very special with you.

Excuse me, has anyone seen a little bottle of pills labeled heart medicine?

Oh, that sounds like Donald.

I love that Donald.

Fred, check this out.

Long time no see.

All right, honey, that's it.

I abhor him.

This ought to be good.

Otherwise, there could be disastrous results.

Sounds pretty exciting, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, a likely story.