Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Go trash his piece of crap car.

Oh, jeez, it's Sid and that damn bull.

I am a rock.

We can't back out now.

No, no, no, please.

Mr. Donald Peterson, personal and confidential.

Give me one good reason.

Hey, stop it.

Hey, he did it he actually broke that block of ice with his head Thank you.

Folks, if you don't mind, let me interrupt your little simple-minded idiotic chit-chat here and share something very special with you.

Give us kind of an update on what you've been doing this past year.

I'm not going to do it.

I'd like to stab you with this plastic fork.

Donald, please, let's not get carried away.

No, it's my obvious lack of patience for little geek wussy boys who dress up like carpet salesmen and wear cologne that smells like cat urine.

Shut up, you idiot.

I hate the family reunion.

Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.

That's Donald for you.

This is my bank book.

I'll show them all.

Hello, cuz.

Which way, Fred?

Okay, who's next?

Well, good.