Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Your woman stayed thin as a ray a month, but on more pounds than a pig in a slop house.

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

He's the one who revived you.

Which way, Fred?

Hell, I'm gonna go grab the video camera.

It seems that Sir Donald is nothing more than a flaming late bill payer.

Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.

I don't need my property values dropping.

I heard the weather tomorrow is supposed to be cloudy, with a chance of Donald.

I hate you.

Sounds pretty exciting, doesn't it?

decadence well i think i'll just leave a little calling card for you donald about a couple of tuna balls stuffed nicely back in the glove compartment i would love to see your face when these babies turn rife in a couple of days best of falco why does the phrase socially retarded come to mind

Donald, don't jump.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

Go trash his piece of crap car.

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

I'm going by myself.

I mean, the guy's got a huge ego.

Donald, Donald, Donald!

He's having another one of his bizarre Donald flashbacks.

I'll show them all.

Donald?

Okay, fine, there you go.

How are you, Christopher?

You have family and friends that care for you.