insulted members of the faculty

- You don't like Jane Austen? - I'm tired of female empowerment.

You just missed your class for a month.

And that class bears a suspicious resemblance to a beauty pageant.

Not the men.

Well, I'm glad you thought it through.

You're feeling a spiritual vacancy with alcohol and young women?

Yes.

Oh, yeah!

That's what you hoped for, isn't it?

To find some smart, funny woman full of fire and honesty.

I find myself missing you.

It's possible that if I stayed away a few more hours

I'd have just completely get over that but, now, we'll never know.

- Stay out of trouble. - Yeah. I will do.

Tell him if Matt wants a meeting, he's gonna have to come here.

Matt? Who is Matt?

Because you know, there's always Ryan.

Gosling or Reynolds?

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