If this is about Winky's Cantina, I didn't have anything to do with it.

It's not about Winky's Cantina.

I like honey buns as much as the next guy.

-I'm not gonna gouge your eye out for one.

You gonna write that down?

I'm not gonna write anything down.

You want some gum?

What kind you got?

"Bubblicious Watermelon Wave." What do you say?

There is no other kind.

If you think I'm gonna rat somebody out for Bubblicious,

you got another thing coming to you.

Watermelon or not.

"Courtland Gentry. Born 1980."

"Incarcerated 1995."

"Eligible for parole in 2031."

You got a long way to go, son.

There's an upside to sleeping so close to your toilet.

I get it. You're glib.

Well, I'm just gonna cut to the chase.