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I wish I didn't have any holes.

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If I didn't have to worry about

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things going in and out of my holes,

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life would be so much easier.

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Sure I'd have to give up talking and I like talking,

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but I'd also get to give up public rest rooms.

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I mean there's always something on the seat lid,

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it's just like why?

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Historically I will choose the handicap stall

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which is my personal favorite

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because it's usually the cleanest

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and it has the most leg room.

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But lately I've been experiencing increased anxiety

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that some kid in a wheelchair will be waiting

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outside the stall when I exit

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and he's going to glare at me once he sees

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that I'm clearly physically unafflicted.

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The more times I use the handicap stall,

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the likelier it is to happen.

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It's like a car crash,