Cinderella flew through the air...

...far from all things ugly and ordinary.

When she landed at the ball...

...she found herself most impertinently surrounded by pirates.

There was Alf Mason...

...so ugly his mother sold him for a bottle of muscat.

Bill Jukes...

...every inch of him tattooed.

And, cruellest of them all...

...Hook, with eyes blue as forget-me-nots...

...save when he clawed your belly...

...with the iron hook he has instead of a right hand...

...at which time his eyes turn red.

"Girlie," said Hook, "we have come for ye glass slippers."

Who be you to order me about and call me "girlie"?

Take that! Take that! And that!

- Kill him! Run him through! -Commoner!

Hook came at her.

What happened then?

The brave Cinderella settled the matter once and for all...