["Suspicious minds" by Elvis Presley playing faintly]

Oh, let our love survive

I'll dry the tears from your eyes

let's don't let a good thing die

[Woman singing] Snowman's coming

yes, he's coming

he'll take you by the hand

he'll say one, two, three

[panting rapidly]

And you will be...

In cotton candy land

[man] For those of you who are wondering,

who this fella here is,

I am the legendary colonel Tom Parker.

[Newscaster] Colonel Tom Parker, legendary manager

of Elvis Presley, has been rushed to valley hospital.

[Parker] I am the man who gave the world Elvis Presley.

[Siren wailing]

Without me, there would be no Elvis Presley.

And yet, there are some