The only reason that you stick around is when you need something.

Is this too much?

Hi, dad.

Oh! Is that Bruce Willis and his new hot young wife?!

If you want Teddy to have confidence in the water you need to have it too.

We're very confident, thank you.

- Why are you holding onto me? - I'm not comfortable here.

Me neither.

Hello!

Dude! Hello!

Paul Reggio? I did high school with you.

- Oh, right. - So what are you up to now?

Come on, give me the rundown. Make me jealous!

You can basically take the last three years of my life

then light 'em on fire.

I lost all of my money and a lot of other people's money.

You can hear in my voice how pissed I am!

So, my sister is pregnant, so I'm like, helping her out a little bit.

- Kids! - Yeah, they're the future.

- We'll see, but... - No, they are.