You need an usher?

Aw... you're cute.

I'm busy.

Get a copy of Time magazine,

and I think I'll take Commentary and the Saturday Review.

And, er... let's see, Newsweek.

I'll just... grab one of these.

Take 'em all.

Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter...

Hey, Ralph, how much is a copy of Orgasm?

- Just put 'em in a bag, will you? - What?

Orgasm. This man wants to buy a copy. How much is it?

Doing a sociological study on perversion.

I'm up to advanced child molesting.

Come back. Back, back. More, more, more.

Back, back, back.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Hi. I'm collecting names on a petition

to request the United States government to break relations with San Marcos

which is being ruled by a total military brutal dictatorship