With arthur tree.

Hello, hello, people, and welcome to it's a tree.

We have some really exciting guests for you this evening--

A fabulous spruce back from a tour of holland;

Three gum trees

Making their first appearance in this country;

Scots pine and the conifers; and elm tree bole--

There you go, can't be bad--

An exciting new american plank;

A rain forest and a bucket of sawdust

Giving their views on teenage violence;

And an unusual guest for this program--

A piece of laminated plastic.

Hi there.

But first, will you please, please welcome

A block of wood.

Well, block, nice to have you on the show again.

Well, uh, thanks, tree.

I got to pay the rent.

Super.