- Panda had a, uh, a bad day. - It was rigged!

Panda, what do these people want more than anything else?

Christopher and Panda: the rain will always be my friend.

A big fat panda who treats it like a joke.

the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours,

the rare panda at the San Diego Zoo, is pregnant.

{\an8}-Which one? - The only one! The... The panda one.

No, Panda. When it comes to food, we never settle.

- Hey, we almost there? - Panda: Says that it's right here.

Panda: It's the best thing that's ever happened to us.

to defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation, Panda! [Hip hop plays]

to go see the new panda baby at the zoo.

Yes, I may be naked and reeking of panda love...

The walls of my anus are cuter than that panda.

and he ate Panda Express, like, six times a week.

And clean yourself up. You look like a bloody panda.

Panda, I'm sorry. I wanted to make you look cool.

Panda: Helpful? I think his journal will beg to differ.

Uh, Panda, you know talking to people ain't my forte.

All right, let's try again. Come on! Where's that Panda?