[ Screams ]

Switchblade: It's stab time! Together: Ooh!

[ School bell rings ]

And that's why one pussy plus two pussies

makes a bunch of pussies.

Come on, y'all, I'm trying to make this

appealing to your sex-addicted lifestyles.

Hi, I need to pull Morty out of school. Come on, Morty.

Ha! You heard your daddy, Morty.

You have to leave school.

Wait, what are my values?

Dad, what's going on? We're going to Alaska.

What? Why? It's nice there.

Also, I broke up with Kiara, and she didn't take it well,

and she wants to murder you two.

What? Th-Then why are we walking?

I'm walking because I'm tired.

You guys should definitely run.

[ Whoosh ] [ Screams ]

[ Thud ] Excuse me, I just...