Like you get from all the other announcers

But a special good evening from me...

To you.

Well, what have we got next?

This is fun, isn't it?

Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything

That any of you may be doing at home

But I want you to think of me as an old queen...

Friend.

Well, let's see what we've got next.

In a few moments, it's a tree

And in the chair as usual is arthur tree

And starring in the show

Will be a host of star guests as his star guests.

And then at 9:30, we've got another rollicking half hour

Of laughter-packed squalor

With yes, it's the sewage farm attendants.

And this week, dan falls into a vat of human dung

With hilarious consequences.

But now it's the glittering world of show business