Once again, Pia is right.

Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.

- Who are you?

- Misty's boyfriend.

Wake up.

Where is she?

Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this.

You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?

- I don't-- I don't feel safe with him in the ho--

I feel like we should call the cops.

- That's, like, honestly-- - Sarah!

- I don't feel safe anymore.

And how gorgeous are these two?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

Hmm.

- We're so bad. - Hmm.

- Hold my leg up. - Wake up.

...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.

Randy, you have the best stories.

- I know. - Hey!