Gorilla? He's more like a big cuddly panda bear.

- If said panda... - Dude, get me out of here.

We'd like to speak with Sexual Harassment Panda, please.

Hello, everyone, I'm Petey the Don't-Sue-People Panda.

One panda lives. That does not make you right.

It's time to surrender, panda. Kung fu is dead.

Uh oh, looks like it's Panda Bear Madness Minute!

Oh, they're so cuddly and sweet, panda bears are.

And the mama panda doesn't do anything about it,

You have to learn to live like a panda,

What if the pandas don't have food you like?

MR. PING: This is the secret panda village? (CHUCKLES)

What kind of panda doesn't know how to roll?

I'm ready for my first day of panda training.

I am totally at one with my panda parts.

I saw the panda who could unite them both.

It's about a boy who befriends a talking panda,

[ Woman Dispatcher] M.P. to Panda 4. Come in, please.

but the panda is held captive by its diet

A giant panda nurses a tiny week old baby.