And oh God, I'm so sorry.

Actually, I know what it's like to want to fit in with the cool kids.

In primary school, my sister warned me not to get "The Rachel" haircut.

But I didn't listen to her. I learned that not every teenage face should be framed.

So I forgive you.

I don't believe you. Just punish me already.

No. I have a better idea.

Ruby is not gonna stop looking for that fan fiction till she finds it.

So I'm going to write some new fan fiction just for her

and make sure she finds that instead.

That is so diabolical. I love it.

-And then later-- -Yes?

I'm going to punish you for telling them about it.

Oh.

Oh, there she is.

How'd it go with Brian last night?

He kept saying, "You can't break up with me."

But I said, "Brian, this is happening. So get your stuff and get out."

Good for you.

I'm kidding. It was a four-hour conversation.