That's a good one.

You guys are gonna need hard hats if he gets the urge to climb another tree.

It's fun. So fun. But that's the last one of those, right?

My dad has the thin skin of a peach.

Is that about somebody else or still me?

No, it's about you.

-You wanted to see me? -Malcolm, take a look at this.

For security reasons, all executive offices have video cameras.

-Oh God, no. -Don't worry. It's not about you.

That is unacceptable. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

Wait.

-What was she looking for? -Her retainer?

That preposterous answer tells me you know exactly what she was looking for.

Okay, I do know, but I don't want to tell you.

-Good, we're making progress. Now tell me. -Do you promise not to get mad?

-No. -Fair enough.

I told Ruby and Luna that you write office fan fiction.

Ruby's desperate to find it.

You told them about my very private and personal fan fiction?

We were at that bar, dancing and drinking, and everyone was telling funny stories.