Wasn't his dad, like, some kind of cannibal?

Seems like it must be hereditary.

Oh, my God. This is your fault.

I am not a bad person.

I'm gonna go back in there,

I'm getting Tommy, and I'm fixing this!

Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ]

I don't know why I just said that.

Doesn't make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it.

Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

I'm owning it.

[ Ax swings ]

Morty: No, Dad! You're not doing it right! [ Ax swings ]

Cutting off their heads isn't doing it right?

They're [grunts] clearly regenerative!

I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something.

You think or you know?

I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole.

Don't snap at me! I'm tired!

- Me, too! - We're all tired!