Come on, man. You sell this, you'll never have to go home again.

You can start a new life. Now gimme a growl.

Okay.

- Like that? - That was... pretty good.

Let's go.

Is that all? Do you understand how huge my client is? Turn on your TV.

Lenny. Lenny! Lenny!

Turn off your TV. Turn off your TV.

Don't swallow.

- Oscar? - No, it's Pinocchio. Of course it's me.

- Why did you do that? - I'm sorry.

No. "Sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the movies.

"Sorry" is when you say, "When's the baby due?"

and it turns out the person's just fat.

This is as far away from "sorry" as you could possibly get.

But, Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke.

No, no. Lenny, just open up.

Nice and easy.

Are you not entertained?

You can't handle the truth.