And you're gonna say, "Stop. Don't y'all. Don't go no farther!"

"That Sharkslayer's crazy, man!"

"He beat me senseless. He's a stone-cold killer, man!"

Then you could tell 'em I'm huge. Tell 'em I'm handsome.

- Throw that in, say I'm buff. - You are going way too far.

Actually, he hasn't gone far enough.

Exactly. What?

You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear.

Here's what we're gonna do.

Katie Current, reporting live.

- We've had unconfirmed reports of a... - Shark!

- Da-da-da - Look. It's the Sharkslayer.

Da-da-da-da!

Holy mackerel. Did we get that?

Hey, Ang. Oscar's on the TV.

Show me that. Go ahead with your bad self.

Do you hear them, Lenny?

They are goin' crazy, man. They love us.

They love you. They hate me. Can we switch sides?

I can be the Fishslayer. They'll never see it coming.