Does this person have a name?

His name is "$1000 into my Featherquin account".

Hello, Janet.

Before you try to kill me again, consider this.

Your home address is 1362, Carol Grove.

The security alarm code is 1776.

You awaken at 6:12 every morning.

and stop for your decaf soy latte with an extra shot by 6:42.

Every night you stand in front of your huge living room window,

sipping a Jose Cuervo Margarita

with Forensic Files on the TV.

Wearing your nice, comfy sweatpants.

This is Lassiter.

There are shooters at your 10 and 2.

Get above of that chair, you will be AMF'ed.

Now, if I thought the world needed another me

I would've had a kid.

The program predates my arrival at the agency.

You must know that.

Yeah, perfect DC answer.