She probably knew a Varrix worked here,

and that's why she said the Yelp reviews didn't matter.

Dad, do you understand

how serious Krootabulon soul-bonding is?

Uh, gee, Morty, I don't know. It's got such a casual name.

If you want to lecture anyone about commitment,

start with your mom.

Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about?

Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?

Every weekend, you two have told me to move on.

Move on, like, out of bed.

Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper,

not move on into a sloppy rebound.

Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond.

Why don't you just say what you really mean?

You think it's cool

that having sex with her gives me telekinesis

and you recognize she's got a hot bod

like Cheetara in "Thundercats,"

but you're grossed out