Been on the microphone a long long time I'm guaranteed to bust a stupid rhyme

- Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? - Oh, that I'll wear.

I think you need to move just a tiny bit further away from the microphone.

Just tell me you can do it, Zizes. The microphones would have to be hidden.

-Wait. Do you want me to really say that? -Yes. Say it into the microphone.

I mean, this isn't even a real microphone. It's a stick with a marshmallow on it.

Why don't you say that a little louder in case the microphones didn't pick that up?

Because I've got a microphone in my face, it's hard for me to do what I would...

As she passes our microphones around to the ring, we'll see if we can get a statement.

Okay guys, before you jump to conclusions, I have to wear a concealed police microphone for medical reasons.

Okay, guys, before you jump to conclusions, I have to wear a concealed police microphone for medical reasons.

So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone's still on.

What I mean is, Mr. Clampett, when you talk into this microphone, thousands of people are listening in their homes.

Maybe if Gladys had sang right into a microphone and we turned the volume up as high as it'd go... Oh, it ain't just her voice, Earl.

(into microphone) Hey, girl, I just wanna get real for a moment and say that while we love being superstars, the real reason we do this, is for you!

[ the band starts the song once more, with Gene banging the cowbell right next to Eric's ear until Eric pushes him, knocking over the microphone and causing Horatio Sanz to fall ]

Each contestant will now step to the microphone and tell us in her own words how she intends to represent the city of Beverly Hills as queen on her world tour.