As l made my way to the microphone, l could only think one thing:

And I wouldn't be surprised if he planted a microphone in the installation too.

Look at this. Can you believe all this? They put a microphone on me.

Without me, you'd be a tall white man with a microphone in his mouth.

We found a microphone and an antenna on top of the gift shop roof.

I feel I should come further into the room. Right, but the microphone is...

So either get some other kind of microphone up there or let's move on.

Uh-uh-uh. That is a public-address microphone. It is not a toy.

Tell Joe to get me a safety harness, some sturdy rope and a microphone...

The other part is just making sure that you don't burp into the microphone."

Not a single person asked to have their picture taken with Mikey the Microphone.

I'm sorry to interrupt, Miss Maroney, but the sound guys want their microphone back.

Catch me with a microphone in my hand. You should try to meet everyone.

lf you guys have microphones in there too, l didn't mean any of that.

I would like to turn the microphone over to one of my favorite people,

Just step up to the microphone and give us a big smile, can you?

Sure, I never stood in front of a red brick wall with a microphone.

I didn't have no microphone out there, and I didn't have no electric guitar.

Been on the microphone a long long time I'm guaranteed to bust a stupid rhyme

If you think it's easy being a coach, I'll trade your microphone for my ulcer.