Turn around when you talk. I'm not sure this microphone is good.

-[off-key] ♪ O say, can you see ♪ -[microphone feedback whines]

Bought myself a teeny little microphone that you hide inside your blouse.

-Yeah, this microphone's outta batteries. -Hm. Got a vibrator in your purse?

Well, one of them is a little wireless microphone and sending set.

If I am caught, when the reporters stick their microphones in my face,

Which you can feel 'cause you're an exposed microphone on a windy peak.

And one day I grabbed it, I was using it as a microphone.

Detective, covering the camera with your hand does not turn off the microphone.

That too. He also invented the phonograph, the microphone and the electric car.

I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete miracle microphone.

And they have spoken so loud, that I don't even need a microphone.

Can you please use microphone? Very difficult for people to hear in back.

We ain't got no fucking microphone. We ain't got no speaker set up.

Oliver, do you have the sound of a truck running over a microphone?

a microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or two.

♪ Gimme the microphone first so I could bust like a bubble ♪

Give any piece of trailer trash a push-up bra and a microphone,

(ON MICROPHONE) And the award to best female hip-hop artists goes to...

EMCEE ON MICROPHONE: A true war hero, a fabulous friend and a wonderful leader.