Oh, whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2,

and it breaks the front page of Reddit,

but I'm Charles Manson because I gave you

your own world instead of an iPad.

I think the words you're looking for are... Aah!

[ Screeches ] Holy fuck! Shit! This thing has claws!

Yeah, I get it. It's a childproof world.

No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad!

This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in...

Aah! Shit!

You've made your point, Dad.

Dad?

[ Pop, pop ]

Ugh! [ Both panting ]

Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing?

I think it's supposed to help prevent abandonment issues.

I want to be abandoned.

Yeah, I'm talking about Dad. [ Door opens ]