- What? - Beat it.

This is Ron Swanson we're talking about.

I'm impressed with Andy.

Pulling himself up by his bootstraps.

Reminds me of me.

I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory.

In two weeks, I was running the floor.

Child labor laws are ruining this country.

- Do you have a key in your shoe? - No, I have a bunion

that's practically its own toe.

Normally, the pain howls through my loafers like a banshee on the moors,

but... for these past three minutes,

it's been reduced to a faint growl.

That was neat.

We are all finished.

That was great. Thank you, son.

No sweat!

Next!

Shouldn't let your friends cut in line. It's not good business.

You know what else isn't good business?