- What?! - All I'm saying is

- birthdays are irrelevant. - No, birthdays are not irrelevant.

Dude. They're precious.

Every day on this earth is, especially in this line of work.

They're like signs in those factories that say

it's been X amount of days since the last fatal accident.

So, we're celebrating. I don't care what planet it's on.

What about monster trucks? You like monster trucks, huh?

Everybody loves watching trucks get

smashed together, people screaming, huh?

- Guys. Hey, guys, it's Matty. - I do.

Hey, Matty.

Sorry to interrupt the in-flight movie, folks, but

there's been a change of plans. You're being rerouted.

I haven't slept in a bed in five days.

You haven't showered in five days.

Well, I'm sorry about that,

but it's gonna have to wait.

A 7.2 earthquake just struck

500 miles from your current location.