What?

- Karaoke? - Absolutely not.

- Laser tag? - No.

Bowling? Wine tasting?

- Medieval Times, something...? - Jack.

We just stopped a brutal dictator

from deploying a chemical weapon.

- Can't this wait till we get back? - No.

We can't wait. I'm gonna tell you

the same thing I told my sister last year.

Either you're celebrating your birthday with Jack,

or you're agreeing to any and all plans

for your birthday being done by Jack.

You said the same thing to me...

- ... last year, - Your choice.

- and I said the same thing. - This year is gonna be different.

- And then, I had to explain - I can feel it.

Einstein's definition of insanity to you.

Okay, A: if you just pick one, Jack might shut up.

And, B: why not? Birthdays are awesome.