. ..l contribute to NPR every single year. . .

. ..and I love the movies of Rob Reiner.

Pilates changed my life .

I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail aroυnd the World.

-l love the sea! -And I drive a Mercedes. ..

. ..and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who still lives at home.

-What did you just say? -l knew I shouldn't have told you that.

I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan...

. ..who still lives at home with me.

I would like to thank all of you. . .

. ..for being here with us on this fantastic' wonderful day.

And I would like to raise my glass.

Dale and I Wanna welcome you to our home With open arms.

-Get a room' Dad. -Oh' for chri-- Dale!

Well' as yoυ all know' my yoυngest son' Derek, couldn't be here.. .

. ..becaυse of an important fishing trip.

But my other son, Brennan, was going to be moving into his own place...

. ..but he was recently let go from his job at PetSmart.. .

. ..so he is gonna be living with us.

I wasn't fired from my job' I was laid off!