Uh, I'm looking for the office of the president.

Well, uh, Witter, seeing as we entered your house and we're over here, uh, do you mind stepping into my parlor?

Well, uh, why don't they just work and not bother with, uh... Now, Jeff, let's not go to changing the rules again.

and I'm headed back home for college tomorrow, and, uh...

Oh, uh, excuse me, gentlemen. Now, is there anything else?

(STAMMERING) Uh, is that where you keep the... (ALL WHISTLING)

Uh, I'm pretty sure we're the serious versions of us.

Uh... Not much, when you come right down to it.

No, uh, the colored girl comes three times a week.

Well, let's at least, uh, finish our champagne, shall we?

- Oh, uh, excuse me. - That's all right. Come in, please.

Yeah, she doesn't want anything to do with, uh... chemo.

Uh-oh. Well, how 'bout a dip in the pool?

Uh, Hazelton, this is Custody Bus 2 from Grafton Penitentiary.

but, uh, when he saw the Ferrari, he'd forgive me.

what, uh, four, five months ago? More like a year.

Uh, this is Chan's Laundry. Is Mr. Magnum there, please?

Now, wait a minute. What about this, uh-- this address?

- How about you, Magnum? - Uh, no, sir. Never have been.

UH, REV. BURK, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, RERUN AND DWAYNE.