Now there's one, and only one, rule in this class.

I will tolerate no reenacting,

Whether it's ironic or sincere,

Of the patrick swayze, demi moore

Pottery scene in ghost.

Ever since that movie was released in 1990,

I have seen every conceivable variation

Of what I call "ghosting."

This could be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy...

The hilarious guy-on-guy.

So, since it never stopped,

I had to adopt a zero ghost tolerance policy.

If you so much as hum three notes

From that righteous brothers song, with god is my witness,

I will come at you.

With everything I've got.

okay?

Let's have a great time!

I'm making falafel.

mmm.