When you are finished...

You will be happy to know that I am not judging the dance contest.

I think we all owe a round of applause

to Patty Simcox and Eugene Felznik and committee

for their beautiful decorations.

Let's hear it for the toilet paper.

In a few moments, the entire nation will be watching Rydell High,

God help us, and I want you all to be on your best behaviour.

No heinie-biting.

And now, here he is,

the Prince of the Platters,

Mr Vince Fontaine.

Mr Vince Fontaine?

(drum rolls)

Hey, it's great being here at Rydell High.

What's your name, sweetheart?

And now, for the rules.

Game rule one. All couples must be boy-girl.

Too bad, Eugene.

Alright, alright. Come on.