Well, chartered accountancy's rather exciting, isn't it?

Exciting?!

No, it's not!

It's dull, dull, dull.

My god, it's dull.

It's so desperately dull and tedious

And stuffy and boring and desperately dull.

Well, uh, yes, mr. anchovy

But you see, your report here says

That you are an extremely dull person.

You see, our experts describe you

As an appallingly dull fellow

Unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative

Spineless, easily dominated

No sense of humor, tedious company

And irrepressibly drab and awful.

And whereas in most professions

These would be considerable drawbacks

In chartered accountancy, they're a positive boon.

But you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life