♪ I might mention Mungojerrie

♪ I might mention Griddlebone

♪ I know he cheats at cards

♪ If you offer me cream Then I sniff and sneer

♪ When I tell you a cat Must have three different names

♪ Of names of this kind I can give you a quorum

♪ And if there isn't any fish Then I won't eat rabbit

♪ He's a twenty-five pounder ♪ Or I am a bounder

♪ Oh! Well, I never Was there ever a cat so clever

♪ Now if you offer me fish Then I always want a feast