Sir

Times is hard

Trust me, dearie, it's gonna take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out.

Come with me. We'll get you a nice tumbler of gin, eh?

lsn't this homey, now?

The cheery wallpaper was a real bargain, too.

lt was only partly singed when the chapel burned down.

There you go. You sit down, warm your bones.

You've a room over the shop here?

Times is so hard, why don't you rent it out?

What, up there? No, l won't go near it.

People think it's haunted.

-Haunted? -Yeah.

And who's to say they're wrong?

You see, years ago, something happened up there.

Something not very nice.

And he was beautiful

A proper artist with a knife

But they transported him for life

And he was beautiful