Did you come here for a pie, sir?

Do forgive me if me head's a little vague

What was that?

But you'd think we had the plague! From the way that people keep avoiding

No, you don't.

Heaven knows I try, sir!

But there's no one comes in even to inhale

Right you are, sir would you like a drop of ale?

Mind you, I can hardly blame them

These are probably the worst pies in London

I know why nobody cares to take them

l should know, l make them But good? No!

The worst pies in London

Even that's polite The worst pies in London

If you doubt it, take a bite

Is thatjust disgusting? You have to concede it

It's nothing but crusting

Here, drink this, you'll need it The worst pies in London

And no wonder with the price of meat what it is

When you get it Never thought I'd live to see the day