Of tony jacklin, anthony barber, edgar allan poe, katy boyle

you're the most accomplished of all the barbers in the city.

Dream of the day when l could be a proper barber myself.

The barber gave us both lollipops, so it was a good day.

Now, right now, me and John are in a barber shop in Harlem.

His name is Todd, my lord, and he is the very last word in barbering.

Not since you took him to the barber to fix the bald spot you gave him.

l have sailed the world Beheld its wonders

From the Dardanelles To the mountains of Peru

But there's no place like London

No, there's no place like London

Mr. Todd?

You are young Life has been kind to you

You will learn

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit

And the vermin of the world inhabit it

And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit

And it goes by the name of London

At the top of the hole sit a privileged few

Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo