Sleep.

What are you gonna be when you grow up?

A burden on society.

- Hello, Miss Mason. - Hello.

- Ready for a great new year? - I love your hair.

- Oh, thanks. - (BOTH) All 300 pounds of it!

- Hello, boys. - Good morning, Miss Mason.

I'd love to see all of you in Music Appreciation.

I'd like to see all of you in Music Appreciation.

- You just might. - I think I'm in love.

Oh, my hair!

- Excuse me. Let me through. - What are you doing?

- Watch it! - Nerd!

- Michael? - Frenchy?

(ENGLISH ACCENT) Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.

When your cousin Sandy said you were coming to America,

I said, Any cousin of yours is a cousin of mine.

- She said you'd know the ropes. - Ropes are my specialty.

I dropped out of Rydell to go to beauty school,

but flunked Tinting when my hair turned pink.